Under the Watchful Eye of Micromanagement Mike
- 2 days ago
- 1 min read

Step right up, but not too quickly—Micromanagement Mike would like to review your approach first!
Mike began as a dependable manager who cared deeply about quality, consistency, and whether everyone had what they needed to succeed.
Then Mike discovered that people occasionally do things differently than Mike would.
The surveillance began immediately.
Marvel as Mike assigns a task, explains each step, schedules a check-in, sends a follow-up summary, and then completes the task himself while asking why you are behind!
Watch as he requests a “quick status update” seven minutes after the kickoff meeting!
Stand amazed as Mike joins a working session solely to observe, then spends forty-five minutes rearranging the agenda!
To Mike, delegation means allowing another person to move the mouse while he points at the screen.
Make no mistake, folks: Mike is organized, committed, and rarely surprised.
So keep your tracker current and your cursor moving.
Micromanagement Mike trusts you completely.
He would simply like to watch.




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