Prepare to Fall in Line with Authority Austin!
- 9 hours ago
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Step right up, stand at attention, and get ready to do exactly what you’re told—whether you understand it or not!
Authority Austin does not explain decisions.
Explanations invite questions.
Questions invite discussion.
Discussion sounds dangerously close to disobedience.
Austin’s instructions arrive in short, powerful bursts:
“Handle it.”
“Turn it around.”
“Make it happen.”
“Use your judgment—but do it my way.”
Watch as Austin enters a project halfway through, overturns three months of planning, and disappears before anyone can ask what success looks like!
Marvel as “Because I said so” becomes both the strategy and the supporting documentation!
Witness him reject every request for clarification with, “Don’t overthink it.”
When the work is finished, Austin will explain that it is not what he asked for.
What did he ask for?
That is not the point.
So listen carefully, move quickly, and save your questions for someone with answers.
Authority Austin has spoken.
Surely someone understood him.
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