Behold the Wonders of Putting Everything Off with Last Minute Larry!
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Watch in amazement as Last Minute Larry thrives under pressure created from his natural talent to put everything off!
MONDAY
Larry receives an assignment due Friday. He reviews the instructions, nods confidently, and buries them beneath forty-seven browser tabs.
“There’s plenty of time.”
WEDNESDAY
A coworker asks how the project is going.
“Almost there,” says Larry, having only recently remembered which project they mean.
THURSDAY, 4:52 P.M.
Larry opens the instructions.
Questions arise.
Several involve approvals that were needed on Tuesday.
FRIDAY, 9:03 A.M.
The panic begins!
Larry charges through the Workplace Circus demanding immediate answers, emergency meetings, and “all hands on deck.” Coworkers who irresponsibly completed their own assignments are reassigned to Larry’s crisis.
By noon, every message is marked URGENT.
By three, Larry is asking why nobody raised these concerns sooner.
By five, the project is submitted through a spectacular combination of improvisation, adrenaline, and other people canceling dinner.
Larry performs brilliantly under pressure.
Fortunately, he creates an endless supply.
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