<?xml version="1.0" encoding="UTF-8"?><rss xmlns:dc="http://purl.org/dc/elements/1.1/" xmlns:content="http://purl.org/rss/1.0/modules/content/" xmlns:atom="http://www.w3.org/2005/Atom" version="2.0"><channel><title><![CDATA[Workplace Era Archives]]></title><description><![CDATA[Career Fair Carnies]]></description><link>https://www.careerfaircarnies.com/blog</link><generator>RSS for Node</generator><lastBuildDate>Sun, 02 Aug 2026 05:08:38 GMT</lastBuildDate><atom:link href="https://www.careerfaircarnies.com/blog-feed.xml" rel="self" type="application/rss+xml"/><item><title><![CDATA[INTRODUCING: The Career Fair Carnies]]></title><description><![CDATA[Little is known about the civilization that came before. ​ Recovered documents describe humans exhibiting unusual abilities, behaviors, and physical characteristics during a period now known as the Workplace Era.   Historians believe the system they inhabited was called the Circus. This conclusion is based on frequently recovered statements including:   “This place is a circus.” “Welcome to the circus.” “Not my circus, not my monkeys.” **No evidence of monkeys has been found. ​ Each day,...]]></description><link>https://www.careerfaircarnies.com/post/introducing-the-career-fair-carnies</link><guid isPermaLink="false">6a6e334f2aa0dd3fa1655738</guid><pubDate>Sat, 01 Aug 2026 18:11:23 GMT</pubDate><enclosure url="https://static.wixstatic.com/media/6e758c_530d7ee519c247a89bdb5484cbbdad71~mv2.png/v1/fit/w_1000,h_1000,al_c,q_80/file.png" length="0" type="image/png"/><dc:creator>Ashley Schaer</dc:creator></item><item><title><![CDATA[Prepare to Fall in Line with Authority Austin!]]></title><description><![CDATA[Step right up, stand at attention, and get ready to do exactly what you’re told—whether you understand it or not! Authority Austin does not explain decisions. Explanations invite questions. Questions invite discussion. Discussion sounds dangerously close to disobedience. Austin’s instructions arrive in short, powerful bursts: “Handle it.” “Turn it around.” “Make it happen.” “Use your judgment—but do it my way.” Watch as Austin enters a project halfway through, overturns three months of...]]></description><link>https://www.careerfaircarnies.com/post/prepare-to-fall-in-line-with-authority-austin</link><guid isPermaLink="false">6a6e6254879f0041e505bf8f</guid><pubDate>Sat, 01 Aug 2026 21:18:46 GMT</pubDate><enclosure url="https://static.wixstatic.com/media/6e758c_2090b53cd72249a2ad908bc03d02e923~mv2.png/v1/fit/w_1000,h_1000,al_c,q_80/file.png" length="0" type="image/png"/><dc:creator>Ashley Schaer</dc:creator></item><item><title><![CDATA[Behold the Wonders of Putting Everything Off with Last Minute Larry!]]></title><description><![CDATA[Watch in amazement as Last Minute Larry thrives under pressure created from his natural talent to put everything off! MONDAY Larry receives an assignment due Friday. He reviews the instructions, nods confidently, and buries them beneath forty-seven browser tabs. “There’s plenty of time.” WEDNESDAY A coworker asks how the project is going. “Almost there,” says Larry, having only recently remembered which project they mean. THURSDAY, 4:52 P.M. Larry opens the instructions. Questions arise....]]></description><link>https://www.careerfaircarnies.com/post/behold-the-wonders-of-putting-everything-off-with-last-minute-larry</link><guid isPermaLink="false">6a6e53fc879f0041e505a048</guid><pubDate>Sat, 01 Aug 2026 20:16:44 GMT</pubDate><enclosure url="https://static.wixstatic.com/media/6e758c_cefa2a3b2f4b42b7ac4120269b744aca~mv2.png/v1/fit/w_1000,h_1000,al_c,q_80/file.png" length="0" type="image/png"/><dc:creator>Ashley Schaer</dc:creator></item><item><title><![CDATA[Consult the All-Knowing Nicole!]]></title><description><![CDATA[Step right up, ask any question, and prepare to learn that Know-It-All Nicole already answered it years ago! Nicole has read the research, reviewed the precedent, and spoken with someone who worked on something similar at another company. New information rarely surprises her.  It reminds her she already knew it. Watch as a coworker presents a fresh idea while Nicole explains that it was tried in 2017! Marvel as she answers questions addressed to other people! Stand amazed as she corrects the...]]></description><link>https://www.careerfaircarnies.com/post/consult-the-all-knowing-nicole</link><guid isPermaLink="false">6a6e50af2aa0dd3fa165a44d</guid><pubDate>Sat, 01 Aug 2026 20:01:55 GMT</pubDate><enclosure url="https://static.wixstatic.com/media/6e758c_9d8fc61b35cd45b2a7a21e4aa417d48d~mv2.png/v1/fit/w_1000,h_1000,al_c,q_80/file.png" length="0" type="image/png"/><dc:creator>Ashley Schaer</dc:creator></item><item><title><![CDATA[Under the Watchful Eye of Micromanagement Mike]]></title><description><![CDATA[Step right up, but not too quickly—Micromanagement Mike would like to review your approach first! Mike began as a dependable manager who cared deeply about quality, consistency, and whether everyone had what they needed to succeed. Then Mike discovered that people occasionally do things differently than Mike would. The surveillance began immediately. Marvel as Mike assigns a task, explains each step, schedules a check-in, sends a follow-up summary, and then completes the task himself while...]]></description><link>https://www.careerfaircarnies.com/post/under-the-watchful-eye-of-micromanagement-mike</link><guid isPermaLink="false">6a6d938f5cf1d22b8d77f1a5</guid><pubDate>Sat, 01 Aug 2026 06:36:31 GMT</pubDate><enclosure url="https://static.wixstatic.com/media/6e758c_1d4adbcf0df84ca280975d396339791b~mv2.png/v1/fit/w_1000,h_1000,al_c,q_80/file.png" length="0" type="image/png"/><dc:creator>Ashley Schaer</dc:creator></item><item><title><![CDATA[Align with Buzzword Brittany!]]></title><description><![CDATA[Gather around, key stakeholders, and prepare to leverage a rare opportunity to witness Buzzword Brittany synergize in real time! Nobody is entirely certain what Brittany does. But whatever it is, it is cross-functional. Ask Brittany a simple question and she will take it offline, circle back, double-click, and return with a high-level framework for establishing a more holistic understanding of the original question. Will that framework contain an answer? Let’s not get tactical. Marvel as...]]></description><link>https://www.careerfaircarnies.com/post/align-with-buzzword-brittany</link><guid isPermaLink="false">6a6d91362aa0dd3fa1642a7c</guid><pubDate>Sat, 01 Aug 2026 06:26:18 GMT</pubDate><enclosure url="https://static.wixstatic.com/media/6e758c_d9aa572473d64ba08dd7c7134511f059~mv2.png/v1/fit/w_1000,h_1000,al_c,q_80/file.png" length="0" type="image/png"/><dc:creator>Ashley Schaer</dc:creator></item><item><title><![CDATA[Presenting Idea Ian and His Next Big Thing!]]></title><description><![CDATA[Step right up, gather close, and disregard the idea Ian presented thirty seconds ago. Because Idea Ian has just thought of something better! Give Ian one ordinary problem and he will return with twelve solutions, three new business models, a podcast concept, and a proposal to reorganize the department around an app that does not yet exist. Implementation? That comes later. Much later. Marvel as Ian interrupts the project kickoff to suggest changing the entire project! Watch him fill a...]]></description><link>https://www.careerfaircarnies.com/post/presenting-idea-ian-and-his-next-big-thing</link><guid isPermaLink="false">6a6d90a62aa0dd3fa1642909</guid><pubDate>Sat, 01 Aug 2026 06:24:19 GMT</pubDate><enclosure url="https://static.wixstatic.com/media/6e758c_f00da28473d5417395dd41faff87a061~mv2.png/v1/fit/w_1000,h_1000,al_c,q_80/file.png" length="0" type="image/png"/><dc:creator>Ashley Schaer</dc:creator></item><item><title><![CDATA[Make Way for Bus Gus!]]></title><description><![CDATA[Clear the aisle, save your receipts, and keep a firm grip on your version of events—Bus Gus is coming through! Gus can sense accountability approaching before the meeting invitation arrives. Watch as he misses a deadline, then explains that nobody told him the due date was serious! Marvel as he approves a bad decision in private, questions it in public, and asks why the team allowed it to happen! Stand amazed as “I don’t want to blame anyone” is followed by everyone’s name in alphabetical...]]></description><link>https://www.careerfaircarnies.com/post/make-way-for-bus-gus</link><guid isPermaLink="false">6a6d8f412aa0dd3fa16425c7</guid><pubDate>Sat, 01 Aug 2026 06:19:42 GMT</pubDate><enclosure url="https://static.wixstatic.com/media/6e758c_6463331172874ee394bee488c1cb2f7e~mv2.png/v1/fit/w_1000,h_1000,al_c,q_80/file.png" length="0" type="image/png"/><dc:creator>Ashley Schaer</dc:creator></item><item><title><![CDATA[Behold the Magnificent Ego Erik!]]></title><description><![CDATA[Step right up, clear the aisle, and kindly move your accomplishments out of the way—Ego Erik is entering the spotlight! You may recognize Erik from company announcements, leadership presentations, award ceremonies, and the group photo for a project he first heard about that morning. Erik possesses the rare and astonishing gift of fearless self-promotion. While ordinary employees foolishly allow their work to speak for itself, Erik understands that work has no mouth, no executive presence, and...]]></description><link>https://www.careerfaircarnies.com/post/behold-the-magnificent-ego-erik</link><guid isPermaLink="false">6a6d8ecf5cf1d22b8d77e6e0</guid><pubDate>Sat, 01 Aug 2026 06:15:58 GMT</pubDate><enclosure url="https://static.wixstatic.com/media/6e758c_2ce74f83fa614dac9bf0fdbe44172a3d~mv2.png/v1/fit/w_1000,h_1000,al_c,q_80/file.png" length="0" type="image/png"/><dc:creator>Ashley Schaer</dc:creator></item><item><title><![CDATA[Step Right Up and Search for Absent Aaron!]]></title><description><![CDATA[Step right up Step right up and behold the only attraction nobody has actually beheld! Last seen responding “Sounds good” to a meeting invitation three weeks ago, Absent Aaron remains one of the Workplace Circus’s most elusive attractions. His laptop is open. His status light is green. His chair is still warm. Aaron, however, is nowhere to be found. Search parties have checked the break room, the parking lot, the wellness room, and every calendar block marked FOCUS TIME. Investigators have...]]></description><link>https://www.careerfaircarnies.com/post/step-right-up-and-search-for-absent-aaron</link><guid isPermaLink="false">6a6d8e3d3e0c16484ff4ec75</guid><pubDate>Sat, 01 Aug 2026 06:14:24 GMT</pubDate><enclosure url="https://static.wixstatic.com/media/6e758c_5ef2aae6e65747cf97b57cc0cea3e8b3~mv2.png/v1/fit/w_1000,h_1000,al_c,q_80/file.png" length="0" type="image/png"/><dc:creator>Ashley Schaer</dc:creator></item><item><title><![CDATA[Step Right Up and Behold Perfectionist Patty!]]></title><description><![CDATA[Step right up, ladies, gentlemen, managers, and stakeholders! Feast your eyes upon the sharpest pair of eyes ever to squint beneath fluorescent lighting! Once, Patty was merely excellent. She caught the missing decimal. Corrected the mislabeled chart. Patty once discovered a typo moments before an executive presented the company’s new “Pubic Relations Strategy” to the board. The crowd rejoiced! “Great catch, Patty!” “Nothing gets past Patty!” “Could Patty give this one quick look?” And...]]></description><link>https://www.careerfaircarnies.com/post/step-right-up-and-behold-perfectionist-patty</link><guid isPermaLink="false">6a6d8d3b2aa0dd3fa16420ef</guid><pubDate>Sat, 01 Aug 2026 06:11:53 GMT</pubDate><enclosure url="https://static.wixstatic.com/media/6e758c_51c348fb75204075948100ef6a2a8f6d~mv2.png/v1/fit/w_1000,h_1000,al_c,q_80/file.png" length="0" type="image/png"/><dc:creator>Ashley Schaer</dc:creator></item></channel></rss>